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- Thank you! - Thank you!
It's hard to make people laugh, isn't it?
After doing YouTube and becoming famous, everyone is finally laughing at me, isn't it?
They're laughing at you.
Oh, I see.
I think we want to make people laugh.
And if everyone is happy with that, I think I will be happy, too.
I think I'm barely alive.
Barely?
Why are you alive like this?
If you hold it too hard, you'll get tired.
These guys.
I'm trying to imitate you.
I'm a little embarrassed when I do it, so I'm walking.
He's also making people laugh somewhere.
He's pretty good at it.
In order to do that, I found an interesting Twitter account.
There is an account called "My Humor Bot".
I think many of you know about it.
It's an account that you can use on a daily basis.
There is an account that you can see like this.
At the end of this sentence, most of them are "xxxx" and "receive".
"I'll accept" and "Hey!"
I thought you did it.
I thought you proved it.
I was curious about it, too.
I wanted you to verify it once.
We verified it this time.
This time, one person came out and said it on December 12th.
I'd like to talk about what happened on December 12th.
There are a lot of people who can do it.
There are a lot of people who know the situation well.
I've only done things that are easy to do.
First of all, whether you received it or not.
That's right.
If you're curious about it, you can stop it.
Let's take a look.
Did you receive it or not?
Everyone's "humor" is...
this!
Humorbot
I made a delay certificate.
It was a little too small.
I had a very small image, so I tried to make it smaller, but it became very small.
I'm sorry for the inconvenience.
I thought it would be better to be late.
I was thinking of spending some time at a nearby convenience store.
I was late in the first place, so I'd like to hurry up and go.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry for being late.
It's okay.
The train was delayed.
It's okay.
No, the car is ready.
Are you okay?
Oh, you got caught!
Hahahahaha!
Which one is the best?
But if it's Mitsuhiko, it's easy for the three of us.
Mitsuhiko is good, isn't it?
If it's Mitsuhiko, it's 3, 2, 8, right?
I'd like to hear it in 8th place.
Oh, yeah.
8th place.
It's kind of obvious.
Yeah.
Mitsuhiko is good.
It's a good name.
If I were Yubaba, I'd take it.
Right?
Right.
Hahahahaha!
It's real.
I've met Yubaba in Japan, but I feel like I'm being taken away.
Oh, are you surprised?
Hahahahaha!
I've met Yubaba in Japan, but I feel like I'm being taken away.
I really want to live here.
Where do you live?
Here.
Here?
Ikeda?
I'm from Ikeda.
You're from Ikeda?
I'm from Ikeda and Kanata.
It's rare for Ikeda to be here.
I know, right?
Ikeda giving out donations like this is really interesting.
Hahahahaha!
Why aren't we putting this video out?!
This is complicated.
It's too complicated.
What?!
You're not hanging out today, are you?
How would I know?!
Have you gone mad?!
Eh?
Huh?! What?!
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute!
Eh?! Eh?! Eh?!
Hahahaha!
You're big!
Hahahahaha!
Go ahead!
You're funny.
Come here! Come here!
Eh?!
Come here!
Eh?!
Wait a minute!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
What?
Come here!
Eh?!
Wait! Come here! What's wrong?!
Why?!
No, no! Sit down!
No, it's not time for that!
Yeah, it's not time for that!
Scary, scary, scary...
Eh?
Eh, seriously, scary...
Seriously scary...
It's hard...
Somehow, it's not getting weird anymore...
This is...
It's a relief...
It's really helpful, but...
It's weird!
Somehow...
Why is my head itching?
The recovery system's...
Somehow...
It's like you're getting higher with the cozeria...
I don't know...
I know, recovery system's...
It's like a jam...
That's real...
They took my bike and everything...
Your bike...
I'll take it...
Well, I'll take it or not later...
I'll take it or not later...
Let's continue...
Is it always like this?
I've decided.
What?
I'm going to call it "Power Mansion" and dissolve it with today's food aroma.
In what way?
Both of them are fancy.
That's what you are.
This is what I call "seriousness".
What?
Seriousness
Excuse me.
Thank you for coming.
Who is he?
It's me.
I'm back.
By the way,
Um...
I...
I... brought...
I... brought... food home.
When did you do it?
Recently?
Recently.
Is it about this?
No, it's not.
Is it serious?
I brought it home.
Shut up.
That's good.
You're funny.
You're too funny.
Stop it.
I didn't want you to say it.
(Next)
What should we talk about in Vlog?
How about pie?
It's hard to talk about pie.
You two look lonely.
You two are always together.
We do.
You two are always together.
We have a new camera.
Can you see it?
Shall we call a delirium?
Do you say like that?
Why didn't you tell me until now?
You are crazy.
Why didn't you tell me until now?
You are hiding it.
I'm kidding.
You are always funny.
Delirium
When is your birthday?
October.
October?
Yes.
October?
There is no birthday party.
Is it okay?
I don't have high expectations for you.
You are rude.
I'm not good at this.
What?
I'm going to eat something delicious.
Thank you.
I'm going to eat something delicious.
I'm hungry.
Delirium
Excuse me.
Can I take a seat?
Thank you.
Excuse me.
Delirium
- Hello? - Hello? What is it?
- Huh?
- What is it?
- Hello?
- Hello? What is it?
- What do you mean by "what"?
- What is it? What is it? What is it?
- What do you mean by "what"?
- No, I'm asking you "what is it?"
- Umm...
- What do you think it is?
- Huh?
- I'm in trouble. I'm in deep trouble.
- He's always like that.
- If you don't have anything, I'll cut it.
[It's been a while since I've done this, so I'm a little nervous.]
1997...
1998...
1999...
I'm not giving up yet!
- You're like a YouTuber! - You're like a YouTuber!
- You should do some research!
This is the last time in my life!
This...
last...
- What's that? - Huh?
- What are you doing? - What?
- What are you doing? Why are you recording me? - It's my record, too.
[It's been a while since I've done this, so I'm a little nervous.]
I'm Kako Snyder.
Don't mess with me!
Is this the third one?
It's so good.
- It's good. - It's good.
- Can I have a bite?
It's good. Can I have this, too?
You're slurping.
[Next time...]
It's back.
This is human body.
How was it?
You slurped.
[Next time...]
Seriously...
Everything...
Everything is frozen.
Everything is frozen too much.
What is it?
You noticed it?
Oh, it's closed.
It's closed.
Can you close it for me?
Let's talk about it at the end.
This is my bible card.
What?
Is this your bible card?
It's one piece.
When something happens,
I want to get closer to you.
You go to the convenience store, don't you?
You think it's your bible card, don't you?
You don't know this place, do you?
The place itself.
What is a bible card?
It's not cash, is it?
You're trying to say something stupid.
It's already started.
The battle has already started.
It's not "go", it's "all in" in one piece.
It's not for children.
I see.
I just wrote "all in" and "bible card".
I see.
Well, go ahead.
What is it?
You're crazy.
Some people don't know what it is.
Let's figure it out.
I thought it had nothing to do with it.
It's not "all in".
It makes me feel weird.
Your reply.
Shibayu-san, you're being watched too much.
I didn't know you'd be exposed like that.
Your face when you noticed it was crazy.
Your face when you lost your sanity was crazy.
It's like you have to do something.
Naoki, Naoki.
If you don't explain it, no one will know what it is.
Are you sure you don't want me to worry about you?
I wasn't fooled at all.
You're bad at acting.
As I expected, I made a video called "shulmerax".
As I said at the beginning, it's not "all in".
I'm late for the beauty salon in front of my house, so I'll take it and receive it.
Well, I really don't know anything about YouTube, so I don't receive it because I cut it, suck it, eat it, and that's it.
So you don't receive it?
No, it's a big deal for me to do things I don't do in private.
There may be a reason why you did it.
Yes.
"The next one is "recovery shop" and "mitsuhiko".
No, it's not mitsuhiko.
"The name of the recovery shop is actually "atsuhiko"."
Oh, I see.
"That's right, but you said "mitsuhiko" from now on, so I thought, 'What's going on here?'"
"I thought it was "mitsuhiko" too."
"I thought it was a good chance, so I said "atsuhiko" or "mitsuhiko" and said a good name there."
But you didn't receive it, did you?
Well...
I don't think anyone will receive it.
"Don't you want to hear a reaction like "What are you talking about?"?"
Yeah, that one.
High-tension woman.
Does it make sense for a high-tension woman to receive it?
I don't know if it makes sense to receive it or not.
Is it okay for me to receive it?
If it's a different discussion, it's okay.
So far, you haven't received it, right?
I think you're weak mentally and physically.
If you receive it, it'll be a little more flashy.
So, next is Ryo-san.
If you say you're not afraid of touching the back of a high-tension actor, you'll receive it.
But this was a little special, wasn't it?
No, it's not funny.
If you look up, it's an interesting video.
This is already Kishida's power.
What's wrong with Kishida's power?
Didn't you notice that it was hidden?
That's because I was editing in front of me,
and I went to get it and put the controller next to my computer.
Because the camera wasn't in a comfortable situation.
There was a lamp or something like that.
So Kishida's power was high.
You didn't receive it, did you?
I didn't receive it.
Okay, next.
If you say you're ready in the sauna and the mystery begins, you'll receive it.
Masuda also has power.
Masuda's Kishida is funny.
If you say that exasperated man is funny,
you won't receive it.
It's easy to understand when you say 'masuda,' isn't it?
Sauna language doesn't sound funny.
That's true.
Next is Imara-san.
I've brought back a fan.
I said that and put the fan back in.
If you show me the picture, you'll receive it.
Did you receive it?
I received it.
You received it the most, didn't you?
In this video.
I received it.
I received it like this.
I thought it was that black and white thing.
It was beautiful.
That's right.
It was beautiful no matter what you did.
You received it.
I received it.
And you showed me the picture properly.
So it's easy to understand.
It's different.
The only drawback is that only famous people can do it.
It's an advertisement for fans.
And it's not funny even if you do it.
But it's more fun when you do it.
Because you usually do it.
It's not funny.
Because it's black and white.
It's black and white.
Oh, you know what I mean.
I'm a little more...
"It's quite difficult." "This one was good, too."
It's difficult, but it's a pretty powerful response.
"Next." "When I was confused about the number of people,"
I received a message saying, 'Oh, call Deliheljo.'
It's a joke to call Deliheljo like this normally,
But my acquaintance thinks Deliheljo is there.
"I didn't know how to convey it." "That's right."
I couldn't do it by phone.
Is there really a friend of Deliheljo?
I got excited.
"It's really embarrassing." "I was looking forward to it."
Kurozaru said I was stupid.
"Ero." "Ero."
"Isn't it erotic?" "It's not erotic."
"Next." "If you say 'enjoy your meal' and put out a bad word,"
"Will you accept it?" "Well, if you really say it like that..."
"It's like Mozart." "It's Mozart."
"It's a little like a recovery song." "It's like Dalari."
"It's like the weather when you didn't receive it." "That's right."
I will cherish my unexpected life.
Even now.
Well, it may have been because I'm a real general person.
Well, that's why I received this tweet.
I also tried this.
I can't accept it.
"It wasn't funny." "Next."
If you say 'do you want me to knock you down?' to the person in front of you in the seat,
"Will you accept it?" "I did it on the bullet train."
"It was someone you didn't know." "That's right."
I wondered what kind of person was in front of me.
It was a woman.
After all, she talked to me all of a sudden from behind.
She said 'yes!' without knowing what it was.
I don't think you know what it is.
I don't think you think I'm stupid.
"Absolutely." "You made a mistake." "Yes."
So I thought it wouldn't be transmitted.
I felt sorry for you.
That person's seat was already a little down.
That seat went up a little.
If you knock him down, you'll be in trouble.
Wait a minute.
Just now, I...
You said it from behind, didn't you?
When I went to the bathroom,
I'm sorry. I hit my head.
I apologized again.
So please don't do this.
I can't accept it.
If you know each other, you can't say it from behind.
Don't say it from behind.
It's easy to say.
"And, Tetsuya-san." "Yes."
You make a phone call and say 'hello, what is it?'
This is the first type of humor, isn't it?
"I used to do this all the time." "No, you didn't."
"I can't accept it." "I can't let you do it."
I think people who have been on the phone for ten days are no good.
"Something again." "Something is going on."
The moment I saw that you were trying to give me a hint,
I thought to myself,
Gizenkid Kijimura,
Gizenkid Kijihachi,
Say it.
As for me,
I can only say 'say it.'
Don't make me laugh.
This is not funny.
"It may be funny." "It's not reported."
It's true.
What did you verify?
It's me.
And you said you suspected me.
If I did this to people who couldn't show their faces in the video,
I would have accepted it.
Oh, you would have accepted it.
So I thought I could do it,
And I took people who could show their faces easily,
But I couldn't accept it.
Then it may be possible.
It may be possible.
There is a possibility.
But there is a third benefit.
I thought it was a benefit if I received it.
This is a benefit.
If you ask the same question, you will get a little benefit.
My boss was panicking.
Yes, I was panicking as much as I was before.
I wanted you to write it.
When Shibayu-san fell,
this is why humans have bodies,
he said.
Ignoring.
He ignored his brother's intention,
the old woman on this side said 'what's wrong?'
If you say 'this is why humans have bodies,'
you may be hit somewhere.
It was really scary!
You create a scary atmosphere as it is.
It was creepy.
That's creepy!
Please don't film only yourself.
Does Naoki play with people even though his brother falls?
He usually doesn't notice.
Even if he notices,
he will ignore.
Isn't it weird if he doesn't notice?
This is also scary, so it's not very good.
And finally, let's prepare the taxis.
When you push the young man, tear off the edge of the paper near you and put it in the corner of the room.
You've said it too much, haven't you?
I'm the same as the elephant, but I look like a taxis' den.
I thought you wouldn't be able to put it there if you were that confident.
If it's a serious push-and-pull scene, I think it'll come off a little.
I think it'll come off.
If you're a student, you can do this without bothering anyone, can't you?
If you do it while crying a little, it'll come off a little.
If you're a student, you can do this without bothering anyone, can't you?
- So... - One out of 13, right?
- One out of 13? - Only Kurosaru can do it.
Only Kurosaru can laugh like that.
- Isn't it ridiculous? - It's ridiculous and disgusting.
It's a different dimension of laughing and actually doing it.
- It's beyond imagination. - It's the best scene in my head.
So, in conclusion, for my humor,
it's best for you to watch it and laugh at it.
So, don't worry about it and laugh at your own humor.
Your own humor exists only in you.
Tomorrow, this channel will continue to broadcast
ridiculous humor from these six people.
So, watch it and laugh at it.
See you in tomorrow's video. Bye bye!